if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
posted 3 weeks ago with 442,387 notes
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
posted 3 weeks ago with 566,731 notes
"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"
posted 3 weeks ago with 45,036 notes
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
posted 3 weeks ago with 457,690 notes
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
posted 3 weeks ago with 299,298 notes
i hate america i’m moving to hawaii
should someone say something
posted 3 weeks ago with 206,819 notes
What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
posted 3 weeks ago with 206,652 notes