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cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

posted 1 month ago with 582,592 notes

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

posted 2 months ago with 452,256 notes

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

posted 2 months ago with 613,902 notes

"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"
an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

posted 2 months ago with 54,868 notes


Somewhere in the Bosnian forest by (BricePortolano)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

posted 2 months ago with 517,166 notes

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

posted 2 months ago with 445,157 notes