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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

posted 2 weeks ago with 286,875 notes

buckydixon:

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

I AM GROOT
sexuallthrill:

following back everyone, follow me at  http://thugmufffin.tumblr.com
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

posted 1 month ago with 583,999 notes