I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

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if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"
an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

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Somewhere in the Bosnian forest by (BricePortolano)


someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

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ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

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